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Cutlass Crenshaw the Stuffed Monkey Pirate Joins Forces!
Continued from part 1
Transcript of the video feed from Jane’s Stuffocator:
“Hello? Hello? V? Are you there?” Jane waited for a moment, and received no response. “Darn! Out of batteries.”
“Beggin’ yer pardon, miss, but if ye’re done playin’ with that boop bleep contraption, maybe you’d lend me a hand with this foul Black Tarot pirate.”
“Oh fine. Where are your cannons?”
“Cannons? Oh ye mean like in the moving pictures. We don’t do no service to no wimpy cannons. We is real pirates, meaning we do battle with limericks!”
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Cutlass Crenshaw the Stuffed Monkey Pirate Attacks!
Hello everyone, this is V from the Stuffed Zoo. We have ourselves a little pirate situation… WAIT. Scratch that. Just received a text message from Jane.
“omg pirate set ur boat on fire”
Make that a big pirate problem. Here’s the deal:
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Nanak the Wise Langur Stuffed Monkey’s Letter
Hello everyone, this is Finn from the Stuffed Zoo. To our surprise, we received a letter this morning from a famous stuffed Langur Guru in India humbly requesting that we provide him with a home in America. He also made some very shocking prophecies about the Stuffed Zoo. Because I am the manager of the Zoo as well as the scientific director, it is my obligation to make the text of this letter available to the public. The following text is an exact transcription of Nanak’s letter:
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Jane Takes Buster the Cool Stuffed Cow Back to the Zoo
Hi everyone, this is Jane from the Stuffed Zoo. Sometimes my weekends can get a little bit hectic, and I must say that Sherbert getting stuck on that roof didn’t do much for my stress level, so I went out to a dance club over the weekend to blow off some steam. I usually go to clubs that play techno music because I love to do the robot, and I can keep my stuffocator with me as part of a costume.
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Jane Rescues Molly the Stuffed Woolly Mammoth Part 2
From Part 1:
When I arrived, I was thrown in the middle of a frigid snowstorm. The impact of the cold air on my lungs nearly made me choke! I put on my portable heating poncho (powered by the Stuffocator) and walked forward into the driving snowstorm, barely able to see three feet in front of me. But to my great joy, after only a few miles, I saw four feet in front of me. Four big, hairy, ones.
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Jane Rescues Molly the Stuffed Woolly Mammoth Part 1
Welcome back, everyone! This is Jane from the Stuffed Zoo, and boy have we got a treat for you this time! Straight from the Pleistocene era: Molly the Stuffed Woolly Mammoth. It was not easy to travel back in time far enough to acquire this cuddly ancestor to the modern-day pachyderm, and I had to enlist a little bit of help from Finn, our resident mad scientist.
It started like this:
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Gomer the Stuffed Gorilla Tossing Toy Loves the Stuffed Zoo! Part 2
Continued from Part 1:
“What? You know where the gold is?”
On a distant branch I could see the tiny stuffed gorilla jumping up and down in excitement. “Gold. Me. Follow. OOH OOH!” he said.
I could tell this was going to be a long day.
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Gomer the Stuffed Gorilla Tossing Toy Loves the Stuffed Zoo! Part 1
Hello, this is V from the Stuffed Zoo, and today I’m going to tell you about my adventure in the dangerous Throwacian Jungle of the Stuffed Animal World, and how I found Gomer the Stuffed Gorilla Tossing Toy!
It started like this:
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Mysterious Stranger Drops Off Suli the Baby Stuffed Seal Part 2
From Part 1:
“WHAT?!?” Jane and I exclaimed in unison.
“Well guys, it’s kind of a long story…”
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Mysterious Stranger Drops Off Suli the Baby Stuffed Seal
Hello, this is Laurie from the Stuffed Zoo letting you know about Suli the Baby Stuffed Seal, who was dropped off at our warehouse by a Mysterious Stranger wearing a black mask and a top hat! We don’t know who he is, but he showed up on our security tapes, giving the camera a thumbs-up.
Suli came to us in a wicker basket, wrapped in a blanket so only her big black eyes were showing from beneath when I carefully lifted a corner of the blanket to see what was inside. As soon as Suli saw me, she jumped out of the basket and onto my shoulder, and happily began to bark!
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Jane Finds Eager Ernest the Stuffed Reindeer Part 2
buy Eager Ernest here) From Part 1: Ernest is unliked by the other Stuffed Reindeer, and leaves his post guarding the North Pole for just a moment in the hope that Santa will invite him in for dinner anyway.
“Call me if you need anything, Ernest.”
“I will Santa,” said Ernest. Dejectedly, Ernest started to drag himself back to the North Pole, but when he gazed off into the distance, he couldn’t find it! Ernest was in a panic. He galloped around and around the area, looking for it, but he couldn’t find it.
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Jane Finds Eager Ernest the Stuffed Reindeer
Hi! I’m Jane, an Acquisitioner for the Stuffed Zoo, and this is the story of how I found Eager Ernest the Stuffed Reindeer. Please enjoy Ernest’s tale:
Eager Ernest lived near the North Pole in the hollowed-out stump of a giant tree. In the Real World, the North Pole would be far too cold for reindeer, but in the Stuffed Animal World, the North Pole is many degrees warmer, and a bright red and white striped pole sticks up from the ground at the very northernmost point. Ernest’s official job was to watch the North Pole to make sure that no one stole it.
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