Scuba-Stuffocator 1.0
The Stuffed Sea
You may have noticed a new voice here on the blog. Well, let me introduce myself. I am Dr. Parker, and while acquisitioners Karl and V are away on a special stuffed animal mission, I am here in my lab, working on some new designs which the StuffedZoo has commissioned me for.
It has recently been discovered that the Stuffed Sea, previously thought to be barren and devoid of life, is actually teeming with unimaginable stuffed creatures. Sightings have been reported of stuffed leopard, white, and even hammerhead sharks, as well as many species of stuffed whales, including the mind-boggling stuffed humpback and stuffed beluga (no reports of stuffed narwhal as of yet).
So what does that mean for the StuffedZoo? It means a whole world of possibility awaits their arrival. But the Stuffocator Karl and V use is only designed for use on land. Stuffocation technology has never been faced with underwater complications.
My task is to change that problem – to make underwater Stuffocation possible, and bring cuddly stuffed whales, sharks, and fish to the Human World. My Scuba-Stuffocator designs are still in their infancy at this point; you could not imagine how complicated such a task can get. But I must toil on – for science, for humanity, for the sake of us all.
