What I’ve Done this Summer
Hi Everyone, Finn here. It’s been a while since I’ve addressed my loyal fan base, and I am terrible at keeping my Twitter page updated because all the stuffed bears keep eating my blackberries. It gives them terrible tummyaches, and I’ve tried to explain that phones are not food, but they just don’t seem to get it.
Here are the things I’ve done recently.
- I took a journey to South America. No, not with plane tickets or anything crazy like that, but with Google Earth, on my television. I have a really big plasma TV, so I just hooked up my computer to it and went for a 30-minute trip to Honduras. I invited Abby and Jane, but they didn’t seem interested in going any further south if there weren’t going to be either margaritas or beaches.I tried to reason with them, and tell them that we frequently drive to Eugene, even though there aren’t beaches or margaritas, but they were having none of it. Instead, they played Jacks with Suli the Stuffed Seal in the corner of our warehouse.
- I have started a diet consisting entirely of peanuts and shellfish.
