Archive for “October, 2008”

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Sherbert the Stuffed Fish Comes Home!

Posted October 31st, 2008 by Acquisitioner

burningfish1.jpgA view of Sherbert being rescued by a fire crew. / Abby V. for StuffedZoo Photography

10/31/2008

Tensions were high today when a stuffed fish was reported missing. The report was filed with the Corvallis Police Department at 9:00 AM Pacific Time, and not soon after, Deputy Vorders received a call from Jon Boisvert, a local resident.

“The man said the fish just flew out of his sink…

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Sherbert the Stuffed Fish Swims Away!

Posted October 30th, 2008 by Acquisitioner

Hello, this is Laurie from the Stuffed Zoo. You know, I’m the one who usually does the actual packing of stuffed animals to send out to loving homes. I love these animals, and none of my friends can believe how lucky I am to be working here.

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A Brief Message From Josephina the Stuffed Javelina

Posted October 29th, 2008 by Acquisitioner

wp077l.jpgHi guys i just lerned to type and its hard with my hoofs.

Anyway I only want to say a cupple things:

1) I need anew home cuz its nice here, an Jane and V and Laurie and Suli and Abby is nice too me, but sometimes I gets lonely and wants more huggs.

2) Peeple is always saying Im just like the Pumbaa guy from Lion King but Im not. He’s a warthog and smells bad compared too me.

3) I am a Javelina which is not a pig its actually a peccary. V sez we is “gentically distinked,” and my descripshun on the Stuffed Zoo site is technicly wrong.

You can find me here to take home for to fullfilling my wish

kthxbai Love U!

<3 Josephina

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Jane Rescues Molly the Stuffed Woolly Mammoth Part 2

Posted October 24th, 2008 by Acquisitioner

MollyFrom Part 1:

When I arrived, I was thrown in the middle of a frigid snowstorm. The impact of the cold air on my lungs nearly made me choke! I put on my portable heating poncho (powered by the Stuffocator) and walked forward into the driving snowstorm, barely able to see three feet in front of me. But to my great joy, after only a few miles, I saw four feet in front of me. Four big, hairy, ones.

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Jane Rescues Molly the Stuffed Woolly Mammoth Part 1

Posted October 23rd, 2008 by Acquisitioner

MollyWelcome back, everyone! This is Jane from the Stuffed Zoo, and boy have we got a treat for you this time! Straight from the Pleistocene era: Molly the Stuffed Woolly Mammoth. It was not easy to travel back in time far enough to acquire this cuddly ancestor to the modern-day pachyderm, and I had to enlist a little bit of help from Finn, our resident mad scientist.

It started like this:

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Gomer the Stuffed Gorilla Tossing Toy Loves the Stuffed Zoo! Part 2

Posted October 20th, 2008 by Acquisitioner

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Continued from Part 1:

“What? You know where the gold is?”

On a distant branch I could see the tiny stuffed gorilla jumping up and down in excitement. “Gold. Me. Follow. OOH OOH!” he said.

I could tell this was going to be a long day.

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Gomer the Stuffed Gorilla Tossing Toy Loves the Stuffed Zoo! Part 1

Posted October 15th, 2008 by Acquisitioner

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Hello, this is V from the Stuffed Zoo, and today I’m going to tell you about my adventure in the dangerous Throwacian Jungle of the Stuffed Animal World, and how I found Gomer the Stuffed Gorilla Tossing Toy!

It started like this:

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Mysterious Stranger Drops Off Suli the Baby Stuffed Seal Part 2

Posted October 13th, 2008 by Acquisitioner

wr010s.jpgFrom Part 1:

“WHAT?!?” Jane and I exclaimed in unison.

“Well guys, it’s kind of a long story…”

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Mysterious Stranger Drops Off Suli the Baby Stuffed Seal

Posted October 8th, 2008 by Acquisitioner

wr010s.jpgHello, this is Laurie from the Stuffed Zoo letting you know about Suli the Baby Stuffed Seal, who was dropped off at our warehouse by a Mysterious Stranger wearing a black mask and a top hat! We don’t know who he is, but he showed up on our security tapes, giving the camera a thumbs-up.

Suli came to us in a wicker basket, wrapped in a blanket so only her big black eyes were showing from beneath when I carefully lifted a corner of the blanket to see what was inside. As soon as Suli saw me, she jumped out of the basket and onto my shoulder, and happily began to bark!

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Jane Finds Eager Ernest the Stuffed Reindeer Part 2

Posted October 3rd, 2008 by Acquisitioner

buy Eager Ernest here) From Part 1: Ernest is unliked by the other Stuffed Reindeer, and leaves his post guarding the North Pole for just a moment in the hope that Santa will invite him in for dinner anyway.

Call me if you need anything, Ernest.”

I will Santa,” said Ernest. Dejectedly, Ernest started to drag himself back to the North Pole, but when he gazed off into the distance, he couldn’t find it! Ernest was in a panic. He galloped around and around the area, looking for it, but he couldn’t find it.

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