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Hi everyone. Dale the stuffed zebra had his annual “black-tie” party yesterday. He likes to think of it as a very formal event (even though it consists of piling together on the green-and-brown bed upstairs). As you can see, everyone is dressed in their tuxedo-best. Now all Dale needs is to learn how to make [...]

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Hi everyone – we’ve got a problem at the zoo, and we need your help! Buddy the Stuffed Bear can’t remember when his birthday is, and neither can we. We can’t plan a super cool stuffed animal party without knowing the right date, can we?

We don’t know what’s got this adorable little black bear’s memory [...]

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Hi everyone, this is Finn. I know you’ve been hearing a lot from me lately. I’ve been working real hard on my internship. I figure that, since my job will be about new activities and anti-boredom in the rainy months, the summer is a good time for me to get practice. It’s easier to come [...]

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“So back to my story,” Kilgore the Stuffed Trout continued.

“I said goodbye to my school of friends, got out of an expensive fishing-without-a-license ticket, and sailed by rented boat to the mouth of the Snarquetupple River, out to the Snaylhat Sea. This was where it made sense for a fish to have a boat! Besides [...]

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Hi everyone, V here. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but our in-house rainbow trout, Kilgore, has finally returned from his winter abroad. Of course, there were late nights in the aquatic tanks here at the zoo, with everyone listening in as Kilgore spoke of his long journey.
And now, Kilgore has decided to share his [...]

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Manuel, our resident large stuffed Llama, has been away from the zoo for a while. He’s returned now (our zoo is so great, our animals are free to come and go – but they all decide to make their home here), and it’s time to check in.

StuffedZoo: So, Manuel, what have you been up to [...]

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Have you ever had a question about coyotes, but were too afraid or embarrassed to ask? Well, we at the Stuffed Zoo know that those burning, if not sometimes silly, questions are out there.
Carlos, our resident stuffed coyote, has agreed to help. He is here to answer all of those coyote-inspired questions. Don’t worry; he’s [...]

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Yes, it’s true. Our marine iguana has a secret, and he can’t hold back anymore. We’ll let this little green guy speak for himself:

“They say I’m a special iguana ‘cuz I’m not a land iguana – I’m a watery one. They say, ‘You dive in the ocean, Aquilla. Isn’t that cool? You eat seaweed and [...]

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“Greetings from Sherwood!”

At least, that’s what I like to say to people. Hi! I’m Sherwood the Shaggy Stuffed Lion, and I’m here with special permission from Finn to tell you about myself. Normally, he would never let a stuffed animal write a blog entry (he says to please ignore the case of Josephina the Stuffed Javelina, who simply hijacked the computer one day), but Finn says I’m a “special case.”

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Hello everyone, this is Finn from the Stuffed Zoo. To our surprise, we received a letter this morning from a famous stuffed Langur Guru in India humbly requesting that we provide him with a home in America. He also made some very shocking prophecies about the Stuffed Zoo. Because I am the manager of the Zoo as well as the scientific director, it is my obligation to make the text of this letter available to the public. The following text is an exact transcription of Nanak’s letter:

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Hi guys i just lerned to type and its hard with my hoofs.

Anyway I only want to say a cupple things:

1) I need anew home cuz its nice here, an Jane and V and Laurie and Suli and Abby is nice too me, but sometimes I gets lonely and wants more huggs.

2) Peeple is always saying Im just like the Pumbaa guy from Lion King but Im not. He’s a warthog and smells bad compared too me.

3) I am a Javelina which is not a pig its actually a peccary. V sez we is “gentically distinked,” and my descripshun on the Stuffed Zoo site is technicly wrong.

You can find me here to take home for to fullfilling my wish

kthxbai Love U!

<3 Josephina

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