On this page the following entries were made in the “November, 2008” time-frame.
Archive for “November, 2008”
Cutlass Crenshaw the Stuffed Monkey Pirate Joins Forces!
Continued from part 1
Transcript of the video feed from Jane’s Stuffocator:
“Hello? Hello? V? Are you there?” Jane waited for a moment, and received no response. “Darn! Out of batteries.”
“Beggin’ yer pardon, miss, but if ye’re done playin’ with that boop bleep contraption, maybe you’d lend me a hand with this foul Black Tarot pirate.”
“Oh fine. Where are your cannons?”
“Cannons? Oh ye mean like in the moving pictures. We don’t do no service to no wimpy cannons. We is real pirates, meaning we do battle with limericks!”
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Cutlass Crenshaw the Stuffed Monkey Pirate Attacks!
Hello everyone, this is V from the Stuffed Zoo. We have ourselves a little pirate situation… WAIT. Scratch that. Just received a text message from Jane.
“omg pirate set ur boat on fire”
Make that a big pirate problem. Here’s the deal:
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Stuffocator Plans Released to Public
Good morning, everyone. This is Finn from the Stuffed Zoo research and technology division. Due to a federal injunction, I have been forced to release the plans for my top-secret device, the Stuffocator, to the public. I believe that, far from wanting the technology to become available to everyone, the National Security Agency wants it to be dismissed as a hoax in an attempt to label me as a mad man instead of a mad scientist.
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Nanak the Wise Langur Stuffed Monkey’s Letter
Hello everyone, this is Finn from the Stuffed Zoo. To our surprise, we received a letter this morning from a famous stuffed Langur Guru in India humbly requesting that we provide him with a home in America. He also made some very shocking prophecies about the Stuffed Zoo. Because I am the manager of the Zoo as well as the scientific director, it is my obligation to make the text of this letter available to the public. The following text is an exact transcription of Nanak’s letter:
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Jane Takes Buster the Cool Stuffed Cow Back to the Zoo
Hi everyone, this is Jane from the Stuffed Zoo. Sometimes my weekends can get a little bit hectic, and I must say that Sherbert getting stuck on that roof didn’t do much for my stress level, so I went out to a dance club over the weekend to blow off some steam. I usually go to clubs that play techno music because I love to do the robot, and I can keep my stuffocator with me as part of a costume.
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